Last week while out on a Martini Tour with Josh Bender’s crew, at the final stop, AuBar, we enjoyed a few drinks and a little absurdity in the VIP section.

Here we are, sitting around having a good chat when from one of the attendees we hear, “I’m thirsty!”

After a few moments, again, “I’m thirsty!”, echoed the blonde girl.

We’re sitting in the VIP section, we have our very own server (the illustrious Wendie, pictured HERE), so I mention to blonde girl, that the service is pretty good, the bar is close by and since we’re in the VIP section, there’s no lineup.

She mentions to me, “No, you don’t get it.”

The first thing that comes to mind, she’s not even cute, and she wants someone to buy her a drink? Everyone at the table is clueless so I clarify, “So, let me get this straight. You expect these people you don’t know to buy you a drink and that’s because…”

She clarifies, “I’m a woman.”

Okay, so because she’s a girl, I’m supposed to buy her a drink? I REALLY don’t get it. I’m all for taking care of MY people but some utterly obnoxious stranger who decides she needs another drink? Yeesh!

Brilliant! Sooty the guinea pig escapes from his pen, sneaks into a cage of 24 females and is now the father of 43 offspring.

No word on whether Sooty has pulled any subsequent stunts.

Guinea pig harem says ‘hello Sooty’

A GUINEA pig called Sooty had a night to remember after escaping from his pen and tunnelling into a cage of 24 females.

He romanced each of them in turn and was yesterday the proud father of 43 offspring.

Staff at Little  Friend’s Farm in Pontypridd, South Wales, have now secured Sooty’s pen – and begun looking for homes for the guinea pigs.

His owner, Carol Feehan, 42, said: “I’m sure a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy.”

“We knew he had gone missing after wriggling through the bars of his cage.”

“We looked for him everywhere but never thought of checking the pen where we keep 24 females. We did a count and found 25 guinea pigs – Sooty was fast asleep in the corner.”

“He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.”

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